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Topic: Daily Horoscope

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Nostradamus, Jennifer Aniston

Personality:

Loving, Spiritual

Politics:

Pacifist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cosmopolitan

Religion(s):

New Age

Favorite TV show(s):

Sex and the City, Drew Carey Show

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes, Kissing

Favorite actor(s):

Calista Flockhart

Interest(s):

Astrology, Numerology

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Starsign:

Aries, Scorpio, Aquarius

Listens to:

George Michael

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Expert Talk

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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

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