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Topic: Daily Telegraph

Related:
  Telegraph    Daily  
  Daily News    Daily Times  
  Daily Mail    Daily Journal  
  Daily Record    Daily Prayer  
  Daily Press    Daily Item  
  Daily Bread    Sports Daily  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden
Favorite website(s):BBC,  New York Times
Currently has on their coffee table:The Times,  Economist,  Washington Post
Dream job(s):Terrorist
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):Mel Gibson
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Winston Churchill,  Margaret Thatcher
Favorite royal(s):Princess Diana,  Prince Charles
Favorite destination(s):Australia
Favorite sportsperson(s):Ian Thorpe (swimmer)
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Telegraph Group Limited is a newspaper publisher which publishes The Daily Telegraph, The Sunday Telegraph, The Spectator and The Weekly Telegraph.
He was telling the London Daily Telegraph that having Britain join NAFTA would strengthen the "U.
A recent UK national league table published by the Daily Telegraph placed Queen's 15th out of more than 100 institutions for teaching.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We actually went on line on 22nd August 1987, in readiness for the Daily Telegraph's move to Docklands and their switch to direct input the following day.
John Fielding,
CEO

As regards lexical specificity and diversity as well as sentence complexity, the Daily Telegraph scored the highest and The Times the lowest while the results obtained for the Guardian were in between the two.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Daily Telegraph Singer-songwriter Joan Armatrading flew into Sydney for her sixth -- or is that her seventh or eighth -- Australian tour yesterday.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

In The Daily Telegraph on Friday January 11 2002, Ray Thomas provided further evidence that Sydney racing is ahead of that in Melbourne.
Daily Telegraph - 22 Nov - Tim Morrissey writes Two wins from their past three games has resuscitated the West Sydney Razorbacks' NBL season.
Silly Media was surprised to read in the Daily Telegraph on 4 September 2000 that the Olympic team from Kurdistan has arrived in Sydney for the Games.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The Daily Telegraph is clearly unaware, or chooses not to be aware, of the fact that southern Sudan has been exempt from Islamic sharia law since 1991.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Daily Telegraph interview with eminent cosmologist Stephen Hawking in which he warns that the human race is likely to be wiped out unless we colonize space.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Daily Telegraph reported that "the verdict is an indictment of methods of investigating allegations of child sexual abuse in the USA.
 
 
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