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Topic: Dajuan Wagner

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Ricky Martin, William Butler Yeats, Michael Jordan

Favorite TV show(s):

Drew Carey Show

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards

Favorite great leader(s):

Alexander the Great

Favorite movie(s):

American Beauty, Gone with the Wind

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan, Larry Bird (basketball), Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Listens to:

Elvis Presley, Three 6 Mafia, Savage Garden

Favorite destination(s):

Singapore

Favorite philosopher(s):

Nicolo Machiavelli

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet

Favorite quote(s):

"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."

Expert Talk

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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Getting Dajuan Wagner to say something about himself is similar to extracting blood from a stone.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Dajuan Wagner both added 20 points for the Cavaliers, who have lost nine of their past 11 games.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

With all the speculation, how long will Dajuan Wagner stay at Memphis?

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Cleveland activated guard Dajuan Wagner and placed forward Darius Miles on the injured list with left knee patellar tendinitis.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Cleveland's Dajuan Wagner has the talent to be an elite player in the NBA.
Dajuan Wagner: Ultra-dynamic scorer.
If Andre Miller is traded, Dajuan Wagner: An incredible scorer with the ability to hit shots whenever he wants.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

He is a recent high school graduate, yet the same age as Chris Wilcox and Dajuan Wagner , both first round selections with college experience.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I love Andre, but DaJuan Wagner, Ricky Davis, and Darius Miles would be an exciting threesome to watch develop.

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