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Topic: Dallas Morning News

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):New York Times
Most admires:Lee Harvey Oswald,  Matt Druge,  Hillary Clinton
Politics:Democrat,  Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Economist,  The Times
Dream job(s):Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News,  Naked News,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

A Dallas Morning News reporter named Harry McCormack notified Forrest Sorrels, Agent-in-Charge of the Dallas Secret Service field office, that Zapruder might have filmed the assassination.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Dallas Morning News has an article by Diana Steele on scientists studying how the senses help the brain fill perception gaps to give meaning to events.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Dallas Morning News story concludes with the school district's attorney's insistence that the justices asked tough questions of both sides.
Dallas Morning News, 1/16/02 The Democrat Party has an important role to play in Texas politics: that of the loyal opposition.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Dallas Morning News, which did not set up a college resident marketing effort until August, is already distributing 20,000 copies on seven campuses in a partnership with eight other Texas papers, the Times, and USA Today.
The Dallas Morning News reports that American Home Products has agreed to pay what could exceed $50 million to buy partial repose (some suits will remain) from lawyers suing it over the silicone-implant contraceptive.
The Dallas Morning News plans to launch a Spanish-language daily newspaper that will be headed by Gilbert Bailon, vice president and executive editor.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Dallas Morning News vs the Deep Linker - Deep linking is when a link leads to a page in another web site other than that site's home or main page.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The Dallas Morning News There you are in your favorite romantic spot, in front of a roaring fire, with chilled champagne and swelling music, smooth satin caressing your skin, your passion aching to be unleashed.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We spent one morning in Dallas getting new steer tires put on the truck.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Dallas Morning News recently found that 24 attorneys who had been designated as qualified to represent capital murder defendants under the 1995 law had been disciplined for misconduct, one having been suspended from practice twice.
Summary A recent study by the Dallas Morning News confirmed that the trial lawyers who had represented Texas death row inmates had been disciplined at approximately eight times the rate of lawyers as a whole.
 
 
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don mc knight
2004-12-18 11:56:10
An article appeared in the news several weeks ago about the tactics by walmart against it's suppliers. Is there any way I can get a copy?
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Eric Singer
2005-05-25 11:29:01
Alex Rodgriguez hit two home runs yesterday off the Tigers pitcher. He is now 4 for 4 wiht 4 homeruns off of this same pitcher. Is that a record?
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