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Topic: Dallas Semiconductor

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Xbox, Windows computer

Most admires:

Lee Harvey Oswald, Steve Jobs, Warren Buffet

Dream job(s):

CEO

Favorite food(s):

Fish and chips, Cookies

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ampere

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Space Invaders

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Dallas Semiconductor applies the same rigorous quality standards to its Software Authorization products that it does to its integrated circuits.
Dallas Semiconductor manufactures the chips for Jostens' rings in capacities up to 64K bits.
The Dallas Semiconductor line is now integrated into Maxim.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Dallas Semiconductor's data indicates that the part can be expected to run as much as 2.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Dallas Semiconductor's Software Authorization Group focuses on developing and marketing complete hardware and software systems that solve distributed computer security problems.
Dallas Semiconductor manufactures a full line of active termination devices for SCSI bus communication.
Dallas Semiconductor is the only semiconductor manufacturer that markets software protection devices.

User Talk

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