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Topic: Van Dam

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Rob Roy, Eddie Murphy

Politics:

Green

Currently has on their coffee table:

WWF magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

Saturday Night Live, America's Most Wanted

Favorite actor(s):

Russell Crowe

Favorite book(s):

"The Gift" by Danielle Steel

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Favorite great leader(s):

Thorbecke

Favorite movie(s):

Stuart Little, Stand by Me

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Stone Cold Steve Austin (wrestling), Hulk Hogan (wrestling), Andre the Giant (wrestling)

Listens to:

Matchbox Twenty, N Sync

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Joining the WWF

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

When Rob Van Dam hit me with the Frog Splash off the top of the cage, his knee went across my throat.
Van Dam, Rob - Only interesting character left in shark-jumped WWF.
Rob Van Dam takes the initiative and leaps onto the apron.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Van Dam's DNA found in Westerfield R.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

David Westerfield, the van Dam's neighbor, went on trial for the crime June 3.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Highlights include Van Dam's photographs of the Marcinelle pit disaster in Belgium and of President Kennedy's visit to Berlin.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Rob Van Dam's wife was backstage at RAW last night.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Running boards and air dams available for trucks and vans by Chevrolet and GMC.
Running boards and air dams available for trucks and vans by Dodge.
Running boards and air dams available for trucks and vans by Ford.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Rob Van Dam is one of several WWE superstars that has been interviewed for a CNN segment covering, among other things, the current direction of WWE.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

In the Danielle van Dam case, Westerfield has been convicted of killing the girl and dumping her body in a remote location.

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