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Topic: Damn

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys,  Cher
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It's damn sexy to look over and see him giving and receiving sexual pleasure with another woman - but I admit I didn't always think it would.
I'm damn good at what I do but I'm still a little insecure about who I am.
But I damn sure can tell you that if my daughter was one of those that was molested or raped.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

In fact they were so damn big I don't know how their owners got them tucked into their swim shorts.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

It is worth noting however, that frying up some sweet chhhhhhicken in your hot pants is probably pretty damn hazardous to your legs, so don't say we didn't warn you.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Damn, I decided to order 25 Audiophonik -CD's from Imphobia, several german people asked if I could help them with ordering since they don't have a credit card nor want to send cash.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Damn, I never thought of doing that and now I feel like I've been missing out all these years.
Damn, I was gonna miss that kid like hell.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I was a damn good publican but if I got out whou would hire a professional hitman to look after their pub maybe George Freeman but certainly no one have as to the average citizen.
Jordan Jones,

The songs are based around the singing and personal style of Jonathan Bunch, a guy who looks so damn happy on stage you don't know if you should knock that grin of his face or give him a big hug and call him Brother.
The crowd was pretty damn good-didn't see too many idiots acting like fools so that's always a good thing.
The toughest damn polo club in the country, we don't practice, we just ride!
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2004-11-21 14:51:09
are you cute
2004-12-02 17:58:58
2005-01-30 16:38:53
Phatty gyrl holla!!!!!!!!

2005-02-11 07:17:30
this is stupid!
2005-02-14 19:00:11
who is better Nas or Jay z?
2005-03-07 15:34:55
2005-04-12 10:49:10
i cant see my winky
lil lo
2005-04-16 19:25:22
to louie jay z
2005-07-23 22:14:35
hey thepimp why cant you see your winky? are you sure you have one?
2005-09-21 11:31:52
You guys R stupid
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