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Topic: Dangerous Dogs

Related:
  Dog    Dangerous  
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  
  Dog House    Find dog  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Personality:Aggressive
Bad point(s):Vicious
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Lawyer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Dog,  Cat
Interest(s):Law
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Overeating is dangerous to all dogs.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

All potentially dangerous dogs shall be properly licensed and vaccinated.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Toxic substances are even more dangerous for cats than dogs because cats live up to their reputation for curiosity and they groom themselves thoroughly.
Knowledge that dogs can be dangerous can prevent you from being bitten by a dog in the first place or can insure that the beloved family pet does not become a source of liability.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Dogs that have been declared dangerous are required by law to be registered in most European cities, towns and villages.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Dogs are usually bred and trained for fighting which can make them dangerous to people as well as to other animals.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Why are onions dangerous for dogs and cats?
Dogs that jump or are overly playful might be dangerous.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Police dogs may under certain conditions be released to pursue and apprehend a fleeing suspect or to disable an armed and dangerous suspect.
He was the person who formulated the behavioral guidelines used in determining dangerous dogs by the hearing officers at the Los Angeles City Department of Animal Control.
Stray fighting dogs and domestic pets that courts have deemed dangerous used to committed to canine death row.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

One day his dogs had any dangerous influence or what all they were ill and murdered two children in the street.
 
 
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