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Topic: Serena and Darien

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Their mother, Princess Diana

Favorite possession(s):

Prom dress

Appearance:

Overweight

People talk about their ..:

Hairstyle

Good point(s):

Good kisser

Intelligence:

Stupid

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Favorite author(s):

Brothers Grim

Favorite TV show(s):

Anime stuff, Pokemon

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Likes to wear:

Sumo belt

Favorite destination(s):

Home

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Darien took Serena and Rini grabbed the blankets they'd wrapped her in.
And also, when Serena's family first meets Darien, its Sammy who shouts "That guy is way too old to be your boyfriend Serena!
As if on cue Darien grabbed Serena's hand and began running with her down the street, a move which never failed to make her picture him as Tuxedo Mask.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Act one is primarily focused on Serena's loss of Darien and her past life as the Moon Princess.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Anonymous: Darien is looking at Serena's test paper.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

" Serena demanded, scowling as Reeny ran her pudgy fingers through Darien's hair.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Serena and Darien's Love; Artemis' Affair?

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Jai looked straight into Darien's eyes, and stated, "I know what you are doing with Serena, and why.
" Darien's eyes developed that feverish superstitious look they always got just before - Serena stuck her fingers in her ears.
During one of these episodes (with Esmeraude taking over places) Serena has the same dream Darien's been having.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

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