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Topic: Data Protection

Related:
  Protection    Data  
  Data Protection Act    Data Analysis  
  Data Base    First Data  
  Data Processing    Data Management  
  Data Center    Data Form  
  Data Sheet    Data Communications  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Wiretap kit,  Credit card
Appearance:Intimidating
Politics:Eurocrat
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Banker,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading porn,  Finding warez
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Data Protection Act: By clicking the Register button, you agree to have any data you have filled in stored by those involved with the Lavenham website.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Data protection and privacy Your privacy is important and we are committed to following policies with comply with current UK Data Protection laws and regulations in respect of personal data.
Data Protection Act 1998 Recently, a few of our members contacted the office after they had received an Urgent Notice from the Data Protection Agency Services Ltd.
Data Protection - The College complies with the Data Protection Act 1984 and 1998 and has a Data Protection Policy which can be obtained if requested.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Under the Data Protection Act you have the right to see any CCTV footage of yourself.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Data could be transmitted outside the UK but NTU will at all times adhere to the data protection principles outlined in the Data Protection Act 1998.
The Data Protection Act 1998 actually came into force as far back as March 2000, yet many are unaware of its implications.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

We are registered under the Data Protection Act and therefore all personal details are held in the strictest confidence and not passed to other parties.
The Data Protection Act still provides MI5 with more than adequate powers to prevent terrorists from seeing their files and to preserve national security.
 
 
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