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Topic: Web Database

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
World Almanac

Interest(s):

Computers, Geneology

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Most Web sites that are integrated with databases enable Web users to query the database and possibly to insert or delete data.
Most web functions center around formatting and parsing text and accessing files and databases.
These databases are used to dynamically generate the answer pages to queries in visible web pages.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Databases are a simple and proven way for you to add, edit, delete or archive information from your web site.
Databases are flat text files and you can edit them through your web browser or with a text editor.
These web databases are called "search engines" or "subject directories.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web databases are also useful in non-commerce settings to provide access to company databases by browsers on the Internet or on private company intranets.
Instant Web publishing allows FileMaker Pro databases to be viewed and modified with web browsers.
This is a Web server with a full range of searching facilities which also has the capability to search a range of databases via the Z39.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Databases for shopping carts and software for database design with web promotion development.
Bibliographic databases are available on cd rom, or via the web from the library terminals.
Certain databases are available only to students of these institutions, but catalogs are available to all web surfers.

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