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Topic: David

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  King David    David Charles  
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  Camp David    Star of David  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite TV show(s):Days of our Lives,  Late Show with David Letterman,  Malcolm in the Middle
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite royal(s):Prince Charles
Favorite great thinker(s):Timothy Leary
Favorite movie(s):Dead Poets Society
Listens to:David Bowie,  The Who "The Who",  Rock and Roll
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

What is crystal clear is the hard little knot of David's cock and balls, hairlessly exposed as he squirmed beneath the cracking leather, and the shock of recognition that ran through me at the sight.
John Fielding,
CEO

David's commitment to innovation has been the driving force behind the development of SAI's Sierra Gold Virtual Telemanagement System (VTS), which has twice won the coveted Best Product of the Year rating awarded by the industry's leading publication, most recently for the year 2000.
During David's tenure as Chief Executive, the Agency went from strength to strength towards its aim of being the best spectrum manager in the world, with many notable achievements to its credit.
David's early influence on establishing the quality ethic at Ovum has ensured the company has a strong grounding in producing premium products and services.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

David's background has made him an expert in code review, contract administration, scheduling and planning, construction documentation and construction supervision as well as estimating.
David's, Topeka, qualify for the maximum allowable federal income tax deduction.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Rhys Davids, the Orientalist whose interpretations are best known to the West, has written: "There is no passage of a soul or I in any sense from the one life to the other.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

On David's Shewey Trax comes the much anticipated "Live Better Electrically-Funky Future" a fine independent release with the killer acid funky electro break stuff from one of the most truly dedicated people on the West Coast circuit.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Concurrently with David's blessing of the Holy Spirit, "the Spirit of the Lord had departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the Lord tormented him.
Jeremiah - claimed that David's descendants will always be on the throne and that there would always be priests giving offerings.
God fulfilled David's wish when He sent His Son, Jesus, the Son of man, the Son of David, in independent human form.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The next track " David's Dance " has that ol' skool feel which causes you to want to jump up and praise the Lord in your own PRAIZE steps.
 
 
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