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Topic: Good Day

Related:
  Good Old Days    Day 7  
  Good News    May Day  
  Day Time    Day Night  
  These days    Good Times  
  Days a Week    Last day  
  Days Go    Another Day  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Tax Collector
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Paying off their mortgage,  Going to the beach
Interest(s):Camping
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite time of year:Spring
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

When goods are seized, the Notice of Seizure and Inventory of Goods indicates that goods may be sold if the rent is not paid within 5 days.
Good quality amplifiers these days will have several levels of electronic and thermal protection built in.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Those were good days and nights, until the Sunset Pub changed owners, a bulldozer flattened my rental for a condo development and the Starboard Attitude got smashed into driftwood by a storm that took a chunk of the pier out to sea.
John Fielding,
CEO

Freeport goods are inventories acquired or brought into the state by businesses and held for no more than 175 days before being shipped out of state.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The days are also a good way to deepen or reconnect with your practice if you have been meditating for a while.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This is a good attempt at the recreation of the days of big hair and groupies throwing themselves at the rockers they idolized.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Good Grief is giving ourselves permission to feel our loss, shed tears and know that we will experience good and bad days during our time of healing.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Certificates are good for 60 days from the date of purchase unless otherwise stated on the certificate.
If goods are damaged in transit, please notify us within 3 days of receipt for a full refund or exchange.
If goods are not received within seven days after date of advice note or invoice, please notify us.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The good saint is said to have prayed and fasted on the mountain for forty days and nights sometime around 440 AD.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Those were the days when Apple did not do as good a job of keeping channel inventory down so it was easy to buy a new Mac with an outdated Mac OS.
 
 
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