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Topic: Pearl Harbor Day

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht

Most admires:

Emperor Hirohito, Winston Churchill, Jane Fonda

Dream job(s):

Terrorist

Favorite author(s):

Virginia Woolf

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News

Favorite era(s):

1940s, 1930s

Favorite book(s):

"Catch-22" by Joseph Heller

Favorite great leader(s):

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Douglas MacArthur

Interest(s):

Aviation

Likes to wear:

Burqa

Favorite movie(s):

Citizen Kane, Titanic

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

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Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Roosevelt, at the time of Pearl Harbor, could denounce 'this day of infamy' and mobilise the colossal resources of American imperialism against an identifiable enemy, Japanese imperialism.
People talk of the trauma of another Pearl Harbor but, truth to say, the trauma in the aftermath of the day of infamy in 1941 was far in excess of what the circumstances warranted, and assiduously fanned by the government for reasons of state.
Pearl Harbor was attacked by the Japanese on 7 December 1941, and within two days the United States was at war with Germany, Japan, and Italy.

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