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John Fielding,
CEO
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He jokes that there could be a Business Day instead, allowing media attention and political support to focus on the workplace during the other 364 days.
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner
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These were the glory days of SNL and Williams got to write jokes and sketches for the likes of John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd.
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student
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Jokes: One day a blonde decided to go horseback riding so she drove around looking for a place to ride, she found one so she went and payed her money to ride.
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer
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Also Dan is the funniest guy, he has some jokes that he thinks are pretty funny but he deep down knows one day i will whip his ass.
Even to this day I make jokes about my breast cancer and lack of breasts.
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player
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One day he would be working with John Cleese to produce a dazzling succession of successful sketches for The Frost Report, the next he would be writing filler jokes for the Petula Clark show.
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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner
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Today is a day when many people are celebrating by speaking in funny accents, telling jokes, wearing green clothes, even drinking green beer.
One day a Blonde became so sick of hearing Blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
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Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent
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St Patricks Day The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words.
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Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender
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Learn some jokes about pubs, and then people won't think you are an anorak who sits at home all day using the Internet!
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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom
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Previous Jokes of the Day A Bad Day The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
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Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student
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The retraction that those where just april fools jokes didnt seem to set in though as to this day I still have friends trying to do that just cause Nintendo said they could.
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