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Topic: May Day

Related:
  Day 7    Day Time  
  Day Night    These days  
  Days a Week    Last day  
  Days Go    May Come  
  Another Day    End of Day  
  Number of days    Those days  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Mail carrier,  Bus Driver
Education:Junior High School
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage,  Coloring in
Interest(s):Travelling,  Camping
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Owning their own trailer,  Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Training is typically 2 or 3 days but more may be required depending on the installation.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Supervisors may hold a public hearing to receive public comment and submit comments within 30 days of receiving an application.
Winners may be required to sign and return an affidavit of eligibility within 3 days of notification attempt.
You may terminate your account at the end of its term by contacting us five business days prior to its renewal.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

There may be frozen pizzas and hamburgers for sale in the supermarkets of Chorio and Yialos these days but the traditional diet is still firmly entrenched and long may it remain so.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

May Days in Bavaria must have some special magic because although the weather prediction was dismal and the day began with cold mists of rain, by mid morning the sun was burning great patches of dazzling blue sky in the heavens.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Music may have changed dramatically from the days when Lila taught singing but the rendition of Happy Birthday and all that it means never changes.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You may cancel your order and return the products to us undamaged in good and reasonable condition in the original packaging and receive a refund at any time up to seven days after you have received the products.
You may return any unused product within 45 days from the date your order is shipped for a complete refund.
You may call or write us at the telephone number or address listed in this brochure in time for us to receive your request three business days or more before the payment is scheduled to be made.
Mark Harris,
Priest

May the prayers and the celebrations that mark these sacred days bind us all closer to God and to one another in this love.
For holy days are instituted that we may give our time to the things of God.
 
 
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