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Topic: Morris Day

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Hillary Clinton,  Oprah Winfrey
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed,  Days of our Lives,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite composer(s):Richard Wagner
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  A Clockwork Orange,  Toy Story
Listens to:Folk,  Prince
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Morris wanted everyone to eat a total of five cups of fruits and vegetables each day, five times that of the average American diet.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Morris and Day suggest that although DEET is an effective repellant, high concentrations make you feel unpleasantly oily and can melt plastic, watch crystals and paint finishes.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Philip Morris has bounced nicely off the 200 day moving average but may hit resistance soon and roll back down to a target of 36.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Dick Morris believes his political spam saved the day for Arkansas Gov.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Morris dictated a great deal of the final novel on his death bed, completing the draft only a few days before his death.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Morris usually takes a day and a half to visit all the booths; this year it only took four or five hours.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Morris was sin binned for out scrummaging his opponent and then defending himself, possibly the poorest decision of the day.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Morris traces the history of prison journalism to early days of this country when debtors formed papers to plead their cause to the world.
Morris Manning was appearing on that day before the Court of Appeal in an unrelated matter and attended the press conference in his barrister's gown.
John Fielding,
CEO

Sometimes Philip Morris adds tobacco extract that it has stored for several days to tobacco sheet it is currently manufacturing.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Some dancers were so insensitive that they walked around all day in kit and often had to be shooed out of gardens well after the local morris party had left.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Jim Morris discovered that day that those hard pitches he was throwing in high school batting practice were 98 mph.
 
 
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