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Topic: Mother's Day

Related:
  Mother    Day 7  
  May Day    Day Time  
  Day Night    These days  
  Days a Week    Last day  
  Mother's Day gift    Days Go  
  Another Day    End of Day  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Their father,  Their mother
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Kissing
Favorite food(s):Cookies,  Candy
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Bridesmade's dress
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Easter,  Christmas
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

In olden days mothers initiated their children into studies by chanting sacred words like OM NAMAH SIVAYA or OM NAMO NARAYANAYA.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Happy Mother's Day There seem to be a lot of old hippies running around that still think they can become gazillionaires by creating a better guitar pick.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

MOTHER'S DAY FASHION SHOW AND TEA This year our annual event featured a fashion show with summer fashions from Macy's!
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Mother's Day Out Program Our goal is to minister to parents and caregivers by providing a loving and understanding Christian atmosphere to help foster the development of children.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This Mothers' Day card may be used for your email or instant messenger to send to your mother or for your web page.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Mother's Day is that special event that you get to celebrate her devotion to you by giving her beautiful flowers.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Mother's day was first suggested in the United States by Julia Ward Howe, writer of the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Mother's day is May 12th and for the mother who prefers to do the baking and cooking herself, a selection of gift ideas to assist with all her culinary endeavors!
Happy Mothers Day to our moms and all the moms that raised all of you wicked party goers.
Mothers day was this very day and I hung out with my mothers side , my fathers mom isn't here anymore yeah that's right she died.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Mother's Day is a good time to explore the importance of receiving our parents' blessing when we go out into the world, and how we overcome the lack if it was never given.
Mother's Day is in May and Father's Day is in June, and he knows neither mother nor father.
 
 
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