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Topic: Snow Day

Related:
  Snow    Day 7  
  May Day    Day Time  
  Day Night    These days  
  Days a Week    Last day  
  Days Go    Another Day  
  End of Day    Number of days  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Edmund Hillary
Appearance:Beautiful
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach,  Coloring in
Interest(s):The weather weather's,  Camping
Favorite great thinker(s):Gabriel Fahrenheit
Favorite sport(s):Skiing,  Mountain climbing,  Snowboarding
Likes to wear:Ski gear,  Sunglasses
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Winter,  Summer
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

One day Snow's going to be an item in the Bangkok Post Thai male with paint thinner on his breath flees the scene.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Snow days resulted in day-long sledding and slumber parties followed by little league or junior gymnastics.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Winter days are usually sunny and mild, but occasionally an arctic storm system will bring cloudy skies and rain or snow.
John Fielding,
CEO

Snow Forecast reserve the right to terminate any banner advert agreement with 14 days written notice.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Snow or sleet falls on no more than 30 days per year and rarely lies: the ocean surrounding us warms the air and our mean minimum temperature in winter is well above freezing.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Winter snows that come in January and grace us with their beauty and give our horses something to gallop and snort in for a few brief days before melting.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

So long are the days of that heavy metal droning sound as tire chains hit the snow.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Deep snow drifts blocked major highways and most minor roads in northern Oregon and the Cascades mountains passes for several days.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Winter days are generally cool, sunny, and dry, with occasional snowstorms dropping a few inches of snow that melts within a day or two.
Sunny days are abundant during the winter and the sun's intensity at this elevation quickly melts snow from streets and sidewalks.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Snow cuts off many parts of rural Scotland and northern England for several days.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Our days are generally sunny, not too cold and punctuated by winter storms that may dump 3-5 foot of snow on the area in a single day.
 
 
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