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Topic: Woman's Day

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Dildo,  Mistress
Appearance:Overweight
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine,  Parenting magazine
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Interest(s):Meeting women,  Sex education
Likes to wear:Lacoste,  Bridesmade's dress,  Maternity clothing
Favorite online activity(s):Sharing jokes with friends
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suckle the woman's breast.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A woman's risk of breast cancer increases by 6 per cent for every extra alcoholic drink she has a day, researchers say.
And when a woman's had nothing but celery and water all day, there certainly isn't much energy with which to fight back.
Her goal is to supplement a woman's own hormones to the levels of Day 17 of a normal menstrual cycle.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Woman's Day 5048 Bust 34" coverall pattern w/ separate wrap on skirt and cobbler's apron.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The woman's face was pale except for her eyes (which were rimmed with a smudge of kohl) and her mouth was a swipe of tangerine Day-Glo lipstick.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Valentine's from Woman's Day Magazine Get Free Cash for Valentine's Day On Beauty and Love.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Five days after conception, the embryo is flushed out ("lavage") and transferred to the infertile woman's uterus.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
Sperm can live up to four days within the woman's reproductive tract and can fertilize an awaiting egg at any time during this period.
Because the man is fertile every day, it is the woman's periodic fertility which determines the couple's combined fertility on any given day.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Days later, police arrested the woman's boyfriend who was convicted of her murder.
 
 
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