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Topic: Daytona Beach News Journal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Lady Godiva, Britney Spears, Al Gore

Politics:

Republican

Dream job(s):

Movie star, Truck driver

Favorite author(s):

Mary W. Shelley

Favorite TV show(s):

Live! With Regis and Kelly, Sex and the City

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Willis

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Favorite movie(s):

The Sixth Sense, Rear Window

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." - Henry Kissinger (1923-)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Daytona Beach News Journal �� Environment funding slated on some fronts �
Thanks to all of the area publications who gave us such tremendous coverage such as the Daytona Beach News Journal, Seniors Today, The Daytona Sun Times, The Observer, The Orlando Sentinal and all of the other papers and bulletins that helped get the word out.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Daytona Beach News Journal + Mar 12 2002 12:44PM GMT Blood pressure key to reducing diabetes risks, study finds.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Daytona Beach News-Journal Rick de Yampert, then an entertainment writer for the local fishrag, spoke kindly of the upcoming release of Stoned Kitty and the imminent CD release party that happened on October 29, 1995.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Daytona Beach News Journal: Skinner aces Winston Cup testing by Godwin Kelly; and No lights out for fans: Only race is for autographs by Sandra Frederick; and Testing notebook: Series director says changes unlikely by Bob Pockrass.
Daytona Beach News Journal: Cup slips into test gear today by Godwin Kelly; and NASCAR stars line up for kids in charity race by Sandra Frederick.
Daytona Beach News Journal: Next Andretti tackles DIS by Dan Ryan.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Daytona Beach News Journal: Truck Series driver Crawford envies Dodge's speed by D.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

First clustered, multi-terminal, front-end composition system installed at the News-Journal in Daytona Beach as supplied by Xylogics Inc.
Also: Daytona Beach News Journal : Study shows rapid growth in Web pages.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Daytona Beach News Journal: Sadler feels great with Yates by Buddy Shacklette; and Mariah Carey pumped for Daytona 500 performance by Rick Deyampert.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Meanwhile, the Daytona Beach News-Journal confirms that Al Gore is planning a major fundraising swing through Florida next week "to help raise money for the state Democratic Party.

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