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Topic: DC Metro

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Politics:

Gay activism, Republican

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Social worker, Banker

Interest(s):

Real estate, Community Theatre, Business

Favorite destination(s):

New York, Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

APT DC is a not-for-profit educational association founded in 1980 to serve the needs of preservationists in the greater Washington DC metro area.
U 13 is a resource guide for the Washington, DC neighborhood centering around U and 13th Streets NW and served by the Green Line metro station right on that corner.

John Fielding,
CEO

Mediastudio was one of fewer than 30 firms in the DC metro area that were recognized for making significant donations of time and resources to charitable causes.
We are a Washington DC metro area based web design firm, serving clients in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and all over the world.
In the DC Metro area, 18 AmeriCorps members are placed in community based organizations and VA Medical Centers throughout Washington, D.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Publicly Traded Washington DC Metro Company seeks a Senior IS Auditor to take sole responsibility for the IS Audit function.
The Metro Washington Chapter of the Penn State Alumni Association is proud to announce a new education series focusing specifically on the communications and high-tech industry, which is being led by businesses in the metro DC area.
We are proud to support a Washington, DC group of veterinary oncologists in the Washington, DC Metro area who have a very close working relationship with the University of Pennsylvania, North Carolina State University and Colorado State University.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Metro DC PFLAG recently formed an association with Horizon Theatre, which has produced a 45-minute musical play entitled "I Want to Tell You.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

DC's bicentennial celebration throughout Yr2000 provides a target date to complete the basic framework for an exemplary new metro area.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

DC Metro Dads DC Metro Dads is a support group of stay at home fathers or fathers who are considering to stay at home and who live in the DC Metro area.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

As a Metro Support and Mass Casualty Unit, it also carried specialized equipment for the Metro subway system in the Washington, DC area.

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