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In the News - 8 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Washington DC Metro

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Washington Post, The Times

Dream job(s):

Banker, Social worker, Interior decorator

Religion(s):

Taoist

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Interest(s):

Real estate, Community Theatre, Photography

Favorite sport(s):

Karate

Favorite destination(s):

New York, Hong Kong, China

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

When the program is held outside the Washington, DC metro area, travel arrangements for faculty can be made by the client or by us.
Each directory entry is initially reviewed to verify that it is actually relevant to the Washington DC metro area.

John Fielding,
CEO

We are based in the Washington DC metro area, and have successfully completed projects for clients across the USA, Canada and Europe.
In the Washington DC metro area they are the marketing arm of Washington Gas Energy Services -- an affiliate of Washington Gas.
Although we are based in the Washington DC metro area, we have done projects for clients across the USA, Canada and Europe.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

APT DC is a not-for-profit educational association founded in 1980 to serve the needs of preservationists in the greater Washington DC metro area.
We're located in the Washington DC metro area and Rott-n's have a bad rep in the Nations Capital.
Are you looking for a home in the Washington DC metro area?

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Washington DC Metro Area or Virginia VictorHector1@aol House/Town House or apartment.

User Talk

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