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Topic: Dead

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  Dead Man    Day of the Dead  
  Dead Body    Dead or Alive  
  Living Dead    Dead People  
  Dead Sea    Grateful Dead  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Rebellious
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Mormon
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Dead Shortcuts: Shortcuts to files that have been moved to another location or deleted from the computer after the shortcut was created.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

SCROLLS FROM THE DEAD SEA The exhibition Scrolls From the Dead Sea: The Ancient Library of Qumran and Modern Scholarship brings before the American people a selection from the scrolls which have been the subject of intense public interest.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Enigma of the Dead Sea Scrolls Explore the intrigue and controversy has shrouded the Dead Sea Scrolls since their discovery, and the amazing insight they provide into the birth of Christianity.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

In the dead of winter she would arrive in a short sleeve dress with no coat or sweater and she would take the kids out for long walks dressed that way.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

It was the sacred tree of the Mayan people who believed that the souls of the dead climbed a mythical kapok whose branches reached into heaven.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It is known now that some of the dead squamous cells from the outer stratum corneum fall down into the areas around the hair follicles and ultimately plug these sebaceous glands ultimately causing acne in selected individuals.
The epidermis is a coat of dead cells that are constantly beind shed and replaced with cells from a the base of the epidermis.
Mark Harris,
Priest

If Christ were not resurrected from the dead than that means that He was not God manifest in the flesh and therefore was a decendent of Adam and had inherited sin.
The fact is that the Septuagint, along with the Dead Sea Scrolls, is very important in the study of OT exegesis and textual transmission.
When you were dead in your sins and in the uncircumcision of your sinful nature, God made you alive with Christ.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Yeah he's dead, that's why he just came out with a new album.
Will never get the clue unless you beat him with a dead fish and make him a list of the reasons he's a shady bastard.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Alex
2005-04-06 15:41:02
You need to have more pitucres of dead people with blood and stuff on here.
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