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Topic: Deaf

Related:
  School for the Deaf    Deaf people  
  Deaf Education    Deaf Community  
  Deaf Culture    Deaf Child  
  Deaf Dog    Chat Deaf  
  Texas School for the Deaf    Deaf famous people  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Most admires:Helen Keller
Intelligence:Retarded,  Incompetent,  Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Teacher
Education:None
Favorite body part(s):Ears,  Eyes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded,  Family history of schizophrenia
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

This was an enormous breakthrough for the Deaf Community having gained recognition from one of Australia's largest corporations that they should receive telecommunications equipment to suit their needs as in a similar way to the hearing community.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Deaf CSUNians is the largest charter organization under Associated Students, a student body government for the entire campus, which serves an estimated of 250 Deaf and Hard-of-Hearing students.
People who are Deaf are participating more often in international, national, regional and local conferences sponsored by organizations predominantly composed of hearing people.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Persons who are deaf or hard of hearing should participate in government programs and request the auxiliary aids and services needed to participate.
Many individuals who are deaf graduate from college without acquiring the skills necessary to perform leadership roles within the hearing community which is complicated by the restrictions of their unique communication needs.
Local broadcasters are required to provide necessary local emergency announcements and deaf or hard of hearing people must have access to this information.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Deaf and hard of hearing students will usually require seating at the front of the classroom, near to and facing the instructor, to make optimum use of visual cues such as speech reading and facial gestures.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Deaf and hard of hearing gays and lesbians discuss dealing with issues that affect them and explore ways to enhance their lives.
Deaf and hearing impaired gays and lesbians discuss dealing with issues that affect them and explore ways to enhance their lives.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Counselors assisted 51 deaf and hard of hearing people to rebuild their lives after surviving domestic violence or other violent crimes.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This is because there are elections to the Scottish Parliament and Welsh Assembly this year and it is vital that deaf and hard of hearing people have the opportunity to question the leaders of the political parties on what they intend to do to include everyone in their plans.
It is our responsibility to seize this opportunity to advocate for legislation that guarantee an appropriate education for deaf and hard of hearing children in all states before the 21st century.
 
 
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