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Topic: Firearms Dealers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace, Motorcycle

Appearance:

Intimidating

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Private Detective, Drug dealer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment, Boating

Favorite computer game(s):

Half-Life

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Federally licensed firearms dealers are required to file a report with the Secretary of the Treasury reporting the sale of two or more handguns to any single individual within any five consecutive business days.
The firearms dealer is required to keep a copy of this DROS form on file for three years during which time virtually any law enforcement agency or officer can have access to it.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

FIREARMS SALES RESTRICTIONS ALL firearms will only be shipped to a licensed Federal Firearms Dealer for sale or transfer.
Licensed dealers were required to keep records of sales and were forbidden to ship firearms in interstate commerce to persons under indictment for or convicted of a crime of violence, or who lacked any permit required by the laws of the state of destination.
The banned firearms are part of the lawfully acquired inventory of hundreds of registered firearms dealers in Canada.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Firearms shipped by an individual to a dealer or manufacturer may be returned to that same person by the dealer or manufacturer.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Gun dealers would have to verify that the dealer receiving their firearms was legit.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Thomas@irishblood.net 2004-11-14 11:10:37	I have several weapons that I would like to sell but do not know the procedure. I live in Michigan. I have a Japaneese paritroopers rifle that breaks into two pieces, what I'm told is a 7mm nambu officers pistol and a few other odds and ends that I would like to get rid of. But where do I go to get and Idea of what they are worth?
From: Justin H 2004-11-22 11:19:53	My question is about aftermaket parts for a Marlin Model 60 or parts that may be compatable with the model 60.
From: Sheila 2005-06-21 20:57:19	My grandmother just recently passed away. We found a Marlin Firearm that is a model DL81 says the date is 1870. It is a bolt action rifle (caliber) can you give a price on this? Please respond to monkeys69n@hotmail.com

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