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Topic: Kawasaki dealers

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle,  SUV,  Lawnmower
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Truck driver
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Interest(s):Boating
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Cycling,  Sailing
Favorite movie(s):The Great Escape
Likes to wear:Leather jacket,  Tank tops,  Vinyl
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Kawasaki's 2002 Vulcan 1500 Mean Streak will be hitting the dealers in September.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Like other vehicle companies, Kawasaki depends on a system of independent dealers to sell its motorcycles, water craft and utility vehicles.
I talked to Kawasaki directly and the dealers don't pay for freight.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Manassas Honda Kawasaki is proud to say that as an authorized dealer we carry a full compliment of parts and have certified technicians with the most experienced service department in the area to ensure the highest degree of service.
The independent dealers that represent and support Kawasaki loaders are experts in their markets and are dedicated to providing you with the best service available.
The new alliance will offer competitive financial service programs to qualified retail Kawasaki dealers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Since the dealers don't handle any part of the Web sales -- Kawasaki handles the packaging and shipping of these items from warehouses in Michigan, Georgia and California -- deciding which dealer gets the benefit from a particular sale proved to be a little tricky.
If a customer comes to the Kawasaki site from a dealer's Web page, that dealer is placed at the top of the list; a dealer that has sold something to the customer in the past two years comes up next.
Those who want to customize their MULE 3010 utility vehicle can choose from a vast array of accessories available through Kawasaki MULE dealers.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Z's Motor Sports authorized dealers for Arctic Cat, Suzuki and Kawasaki, selling new and used snowmobiles, motorcycles and atvs.
Authorized dealers for Arctic Cat, Kawasaki, Suzuki, PSI, RPM, and many others.
Bikersuperstore - Official and parallel import dealer for Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki and Piaggio/Vespa.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Shannon Tracy
2005-03-15 06:13:19
We are a Kawasaki dealer and all we do is utility vehicles. Also, FYI...dealers do pay for freight for each and every item we receive from Kawasaki. If you are looking for customizing, outfitting, sales, parts and awesome service check out www.uvcountry.com Thanks, Shannon Tracy www.uvcountry.com "Save a Truck...Drive a MULE"
From:
curtis
2005-04-24 17:03:03
i want a kawasaki but we are poor so we can't get one please let me get one for free
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