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Topic: Dean

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  Bonnie & Clyde
Politics:Republican
Dream job(s):CEO,  Priest,  Social worker
Education:College,  Post-graduate,  Junior High School
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Psychology
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Listens to:Frank Sinatra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Postgraduate Deans should be responsible for the recruitment arrangements to all programmes: foundation, basic and higher specialist and individual programmes, as they are now for specialist registrar posts.
Assist deans, directors, and department heads in preparing budgets, and recommend budgets and budget adjustments in his or her area to the Chancellor and Provost for University Affairs.
Associate Deans (Research) are responsible to the Dean of the Faculty for achieving standards that are at least the equal of research in comparable fields in other Australian universities and for ensuring that appropriate plans and procedures are in place for continuously enhancing the quality of research and research training.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

He was full of praise for Dean's journalistic qualities, and when Banks had read this, he had felt a momentary urge to call the Tribune and tell them that Dean had not been a journalist at all but a CIA agent with a mission to undermine Swiss institutions.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Dean's snappy band and attire make the room glow almost as much as the perspiration on the foreheads of the pounding feeted patrons.
Deans car and they collided, The passenger was thrown fee, broke a few limbs and survived, Dean died instantly or soon after with a broken neck, crushed skull and chest and various fractures.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Jeanie Deans is not bound by the conventional boundaries of art and traditional music, but skillfully combines traditional and art music in a meaningful and artistic way.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The deans of the schools of optometry should be ashamed to show their faces in public, knowing that they am serving as midwives at the birth of these uncaring ignoramuses who are preying on the public under the mantle of professionalism and destroying the vision of hundreds of millions of children while basking in their doctor title.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Dean's computer expertise extends from Internet programming through to AutoCAD and 3D visualisation.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The graduate deans should maintain primary roles in the design of analyses of graduate academic data and in the formulation of special studies of graduate education within the university.
The role deans and chairs can play in the evaluation process is of a qualitatively different nature than the role of students or peers.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Bishops, deans and pastors were civil servants, appointed by the King.
 
 
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From:
james deam
2005-09-09 23:50:08
when is his birthday and where was he born
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