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Topic: Death

Related:
  Life and Death    Death in the Family  
  Cause of death    Death Penalty  
  Child Death    Black Death  
  Death Certificate    Death and Dying  
  Death Records    Mother's death  
  Death Metal    Death Rates  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father
Good point(s):Remorseful,  Patient,  Humble
Personality:Rebellious
Bad point(s):Criminal,  Boastful
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Prison Guard,  Funeral director
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Although sudden deaths can occur even in highly trained athletes with congenital heart problems, they are far more likely in middle-aged or older individuals who exercise sporadically or start vigorous activity after a long period of inactivity.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Recent research investigating the link between deaths and the availability of firearms suggests that guns now constitute a public health crisis.
I blame 257 deaths on the weapons that the Iranians placed in that suicide truck and ask if they were purchased with funds from the South American side of the equation.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

After the deaths of his parents, whenever they visited the cabin, Alma insisted that Alaric be given the master bedroom that had once belonged to his mother and father.
Deaths of children due to malnourishment and of women weakened by too many pregnancies or due to self-induced abortions were at that time still common -- as they are even now where safe birth control methods are unknown.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There are many human-related factors that contribute to sea turtle deaths, and biologists note a significant number of total strandings are being caused by fishing gear interactions.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The deaths of the other seven apostles are known by tradition or the writings of early Christian historians.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

User facilities are required to report device-related deaths to FDA and the manufacturer and serious injuries to the manufacturer.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

PCP-related deaths had increased 60 percent from 1976 to 1977, and PCP was involved in 35 of the 36 deaths attributed to hallucinogens for that year.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Nearly all deaths resulting from crashes between cars and trucks are occupants of cars.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Records are not available of the deaths aboard during World War II when the great ship carried troops, the wounded, prisoners of war and war brides.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

She has litigated cases against several municipalities for deaths and injuries to innocent bystanders due to police chases.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
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2005-02-23 16:47:58
From:
Rokas
2005-02-25 18:44:54
Is it true that he killed himself because he had too much drugs?
From:
tupac shakuur
2005-08-08 20:42:06
is it true that when he died he did not bleed during autopsy
From:
ghostreaper
2005-09-29 22:18:07
how much pain do you feel during death and how long does it take? i don't know if death is "instant". a doctor stated that it takes the body six minutes to die. that hearing is the last thing to go. so how many of us can expect a peaceful death?
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