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Topic: Life and Death

Related:
  Life    Death  
  About Life    Life Like  
  Family Life    Life and Times  
  Change Your Life    Way of Life  
  Love Life    Quality of Life  
  It's My Life    Good Life  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Their father
Good point(s):Patient,  Humble,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Mormon
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The life and death and resurrection of Jesus are a manifestation of God's great love for us, the highest and best and truest love possible.
It is a resurrection from the worst kind of death, and none can inspire the dead with life but the Almighty.
Mark Harris,
Priest

V - His death is also a symbol of that terrible sin which slays the supernatural life in the soul, for on the Cross Christ represented sinful man for whom He was atoning; so, too, His resurrection was the symbol and promise of our restoration, as well as a proof that in Him that Life is indestructible.
This absolution or forgiveness of sins based upon Christ's perfect and vicarious obedience of life death and resurrection is the Gospel whether proclaimed to many or few.
The Gospel is the joyful news that our Lord Jesus Christ has given us complete forgiveness from our sins through His life, death and resurrection for us.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Life insurance is designed to protect your family from financial hardship caused by your untimely or accidental death.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Life insurance was established to provide funds at death for such items as paying final expenses and debts and providing an income for dependents.
Life insurance payable to a beneficiary at the death of the insured whenever that occurs.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

For there are three great events in the life of man: Love, Death and Resurrection in the new body; and Magick controls them all.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Life insurance is important especially when your family needs to go through the important adjustment period immediate after your death.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Death is to be the verdict only if the aggravating evidence is so substantial that life without parole is unwarranted.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Life Insurance is a contract to pay benefits upon the death of a person.
 
 
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