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Topic: Texas Death Records

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Diego Maradonna, Che Guevara, George W Bush

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Police Officer, Drug dealer

Favorite TV show(s):

The Civil War, America's Most Wanted, Everybody Loves Raymond

Favorite royal(s):

Catherina the Great

Interest(s):

Geneology

Favorite time of year:

Mayday

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Arguing

Membership(s):

Amnesty International, Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Texas may reclaim death penalty record.

John Fielding,
CEO

As part of this mandate, California and Texas have sold their birth and death record databases to two companies that provide genealogical and investigative services.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Death records were not mandatory in the State of Texas until 1940 so there are many that are not recorded.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

From 1973 - 2000 Texas holds the record for handing out death sentences to juvenile offenders under the age of 18.
Social Security death records indicate Cloy Mae Melvin, a resident of Clute, Texas died at the age of 57 in Houston.
As governor of Texas, he set a record in signing death warrants�154 in five years.

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