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Topic: Decisions

Related:
  Decision Making    Court decision  
  One decision    Supreme Court decision  
  2002 Decision    Decision Making Process  
  Decision Support Systems    Decision Tree  
  Crystal Decisions    Decision Making Techniques  
  Soul Decision    Dred Scott decision  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Analytical
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company
Dream job(s):CEO,  Lawyer,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate
Interest(s):Law,  Business,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Selection decisions consider available Internet resources as well as databases available on campus and at area libraries.
Decisions can be read online or downloaded in WordPerfect of ASCII format.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Seniors are required to make decisions on all but the more unusual accounting and auditing matters.
Other decisions in this plan will be implemented over a period of years depending on budget and staff availability.
Decisions on performing testing and analysis need to be made early in the investigation so that the results are available in time to meet the board s schedule.
John Fielding,
CEO

Corporate decisions are made by an eight-member Executive Board responsible for overall operation of the corporation and its publications.
Decisions about such use will be made by the Director and Executive Committee in consultation with the grantee.
CAPCO investment decisions are relatively insulated from political pressures that are typical of state direct investment programs.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These decisions can be quantified and provide the user with a ROI calculation that shows a quick payback period for the original investment.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These decisions are ontological in the sense that they determine which possible world, and consequently which story will develop from the situation in which the choice presents itself.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Liturgical decisions will be based on pastoral rather than legalistic concerns.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Several decisions on the claims of citizens of the United States for losses and damages sustained by reason of irregular and illegal captures or condemnations of their vessels or other property have been made by the commissioners in London conformably to the 7th article of the treaty.
 
 
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Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'decision' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)
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