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Topic: Windows dedicated servers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Half-Life, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Customized dedicated servers are also available with your choice of Linux, Sun Solaris, FreeBSD, Windows NT, or Windows 2000.
Rackspace specializes in managed dedicated servers based on Linux, Windows, Solaris, Cobalt RaQ, and Free BSD platforms.
These packages are designed to run multiple web sites in a dedicated server environment using the Microsoft Windows 2000 platform.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our Reliaval Windows NT Dedicated Servers , are built to provide demanding e-commerce B2B usage.
SPEED FACTORY Domain Web Hosting and Dedicated Servers on Windows NT and UNIX platforms.
We have a limited supply of dedicated servers featuring Microsoft� Windows 2000 and Macromedia ColdFusion.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All our dedicated servers are Pentium class computers, you can choose either Linux or Windows NT as the operating system.
Planet-Share does not require a dedicated server; it can be installed on any Windows 95/98 or NT PC in the network.
Therefore, our software do not need a dedicated database server or the expensive Windows NT or Windows 2000 Server operating system!

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