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Topic: Missouri Youth Deer Hunting

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Farmer, Police Officer

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite animal(s):

Wolf, Horse, Lizard

Interest(s):

Camping, Historical Reenactment

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Equestrian, Fishing

Listens to:

Country and Western

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

We have hunting for trophy whitetail deer in Missouri, Kansas and Iowa, and Kansas mule deer, including bowhunting and muzzleloader hunting.
The Missouri Department of Conservation received reports of eight firearms-related deer hunting accidents.
The Missouri River Breaks hold some of the best trophy elk, mule deer and antelope hunting in Montana.

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