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Topic: John Deere

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Ford,  James Watt
Favorite possession(s):Lawnmower,  Power tools,  SUV
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Truck driver,  Farmer,  Bus Driver
Favorite era(s):1900s
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite animal(s):Horse
Interest(s):Boating
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Listens to:The Prodigy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

John Deere Vintage Winter -- A delightful nostalgic winter design featuring vintage cars and a John Deere tractor parked in front of an old general store with classic Coca Cola signage on the building.
Two 1936 John Deere "A" tractors and a variety of classic machinery were used for the video, which featured the start to finish of five acres each of oats, soybeans and check planted corn.
With adjustment this seat can also be fitted to John Deere and Deutz Tractors with Duncan Cabins requiring angled fixing.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

We're proud of our legacy, and we hope that you'll join the thousands of other John Deere customers that are proud to call us their favorite full-service John Deere dealership offering a full line of John Deere farm and tractor toys.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The John Deere "track" tractor on a picture on a billboard and the deer standing there in the walnut orchard.
I would like to know if I use a John Deere combine exhaust manifold on a Super Farm tractor, is the factory bolt-on elbow acceptable as part of the manifold?
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The new John Deere 450 horse-power 9520T Track Tractor was setup with an auto tracking system that allows the unit to steer itself clear across the field using the GPS system.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

John Deere # 70 diesel tractor, pup start, standard axle, Power steering, PTO and HYD, good 18.
John Deere 2840 diesel tractor, cab, 6 speed with high and low range, 540 PTO, dual remotes, 3 pt hitch, 80 hp.
So one day he was driving down the road and saw fat gal on a john deere tractor and wrecked his car.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Utility Vehicles John Deere offers a wide range of compact tractors – some loaded with options and many convenience features and others that have basic, field-proven features with lots of horsepower for your dollar.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Olivers are the wrong color green for most guy's around here but, just because I live 10 miles from the Waterloo John Deere plant dont mean I dont know what a good tractor is.
 
 
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Scott H Florance
2008-04-14 14:59:40
The prison inmates arent useless any more. They should each be given a 'miraculas vial', they have the ability to talk to Angels and to ask them to materialize a small speck of healthy medication in the empty vial you give them. The prisoners will look closely inside their vials every morning to determine if they accummulated a tiny bit of chemical drug given to them by the Christian Angels. Give them a list of different types of drugs to request for, let them choose wich one drug type they will get manifested inside their vials. Then when it works you have a new drug to study and mass produce. Develop a small chip thats meant to be the spot where one molecule would be able to appear. First make a nano-box or nano-hole in the center of the chip where the single magic molecule might be found. Once this is done give one chip to each prisoner to put in the vile they each have.
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