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Topic: US Department of Defense

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Saddam Hussein, George W Bush, Che Guevara

People talk about their ..:

Confronting nature

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Dream job(s):

Soldier, Terrorist, Astronaut

Favorite era(s):

1970s, 1960s

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Aviation

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Half-Life

Likes to wear:

fcuk

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The US Defense Department started the Internet in the 1960s, and it grew slowly as a research-oriented computer communications network.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The US Department of Defense uses Fortezza for hardware-based cryptography.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Department of Defense (DoD) Joint Ethics Regulations (JER) do not permit DoD employees or their dependents to do business with the U.
It is also worth noting that the US Department of Defense has allocated substantial resources to the development of intelligence and monitoring systems on weather changes.
The US Department of Defense recently specified design standards for electronic records management.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

How the Department of Defense treats UFOs D ue to its size the US Department of Defence (DoD)does not have a single unit to handle UFO reports.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The Defense Department's label for those who fought against fascism in the Spanish civil war while the US remained neutral.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The US Navy and the US Department of Defense (DoD) have restructured plans for the service's next-generation aircraft carrier, navy officials and industry.
The US Defense Department has recommended to President Bush the use of tactical nuclear weapons as a military option in the Afghanistan war, sources told the Japan Times.
Because anthrax is considered to be a potential agent for use in biological warfare, the Department of Defense (DOD) announced that it will begin systematic vaccination of all U.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The US Defense Department and the CIA are taking seriously the huge amount of cash provided to the DPRK by Hyundai for its Mt.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: US Department of Justice 2005-02-10 18:34:26	what is the date the Department of Defense founded?
From: Charrita 2005-03-13 13:19:56	What is the department of defense?

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