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Topic: Self Defense Products

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Mace, Gun, Power tools

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Dream job(s):

Janitor

Favorite body part(s):

Hair

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt, Fish and chips, Anything with tomato sauce

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite animal(s):

Wasps

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike

Likes to wear:

Army uniforms

Listens to:

The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is the responsibility of you the buyer, not J and L Self Defense Products to understand your local, state, and federal laws before placing an order.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Listed here are practical self defense products for your and your family's self defense in everyday life.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

PS Products - Personal Security Products such as pepper spray, stun guns, gun locks, and other self defense products.
We also carry a variety of security products , like self defense, personal alarms, stun guns, etc.
Personal protection, self defense products, stun guns, pepper spray, child safety.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We offer two websites: the self defense products website and the hidden camera website.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Lone American Self Defense Products home security alarms spy store stun guns diversion safes.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

When you order the catalogs below, you will receive both our self defense products and hidden camera catalogs , wholesale prices and specials for the $5.
Often, unscrupulous self-defense instructors and gadget salespeople exaggerate the benefits and capabilities of their systems and products.
All we offer is first rate quality on self-defense products at or very near wholesale prices.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Since the September 11 attacks, airlines will not allow self-defense products to be transported aboard airplanes.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

OC self defense products have been used extensively by law enforcement personnel and postal employees.

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