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Topic: Secretary of Defense

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  Secretary    Defense  
  Self Defense    Secretary of State  
  Department of Defense    Defense Attorneys  
  Criminal Defense    Missile Defense  
  Secretary of Education    Legal Secretary  
  Secretary's Day    Defense Mechanisms  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:George W Bush,  Saddam Hussein,  Osama Bin Laden
Good point(s):Remorseful
Politics:Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Economist
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Soldier,  Police Officer
Favorite era(s):1960s
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Favorite movie(s):The Great Escape,  Singin' in the Rain
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

What's more, Defense Secretary Rumsfeld has said that acquittal by the military court will not guarantee release of a prisoner.
John Fielding,
CEO

According to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, the restructuring was necessary in order to change the way the board did business.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Deputy Defense Secretary Donald Quarles agreed with the Air Force Advisory Board that no date should be set for flight until the reactor had been developed.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld keeps referring to 'asymmetrical' warfare yet he persistently invokes the Churchill of WWII.
Will we see the news conference with Defense Secretary Rumsfeld declaring the strike an unqualified success or the Iraqi father of the slain girl mourning the tragic loss of his only child?
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told reporters at the Pentagon that the strike was ongoing and that targets included Taliban air defense systems and aircraft, as well as sites where "foreign terrorists" were thought to be.
TEXT: Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld maintains the U-N inspectors are not in Iraq to make any discoveries, only to inspect sites and material they are directed to by Iraqi authorities.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on Wednesday Washington had not reached the point of no return towards war despite pouring warplanes, ships and tens of thousands of troops into the oil-rich Gulf region.
 
 
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