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Topic: Degenerative Joint Disease

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Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

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Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, Dog World magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Skin, Heart

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Favorite animal(s):

Cat

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV, Walking

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

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Undergoing therapy, Family history of schizophrenia, Taking Prozac

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

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"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is also termed degenerative joint disease because osteoarthritis involves the deterioration of the articular cartilage that lines the joints and related changes in adjacent bone and joint margins.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Degenerative joint disease: Also known as osteoarthritis, this type of arthritis is caused by inflammation, breakdown and eventual loss of the cartilage of the joints.
Disease, degenerative joint: Also known as osteoarthritis, this type of arthritis is caused by inflammation, breakdown and eventual loss of the cartilage of the joints.
Osteoarthritis was found in many skeletons as a degenerative disease affecting most of the joints, but especially the vertebral column.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Degenerative joint disease (arthritis) will occur as the animal ages.
ARTHRITIS Degenerative joint disease can sometimes be halted or prevented by surgery when x-rays indicate joint malformations.
They are for degenerative joint disease and arthritis not disc problems.

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