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E*TRADE

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All cheerleaders

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People, Better Homes & Gardens

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Going to the movies

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder

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Photography

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Gustav Mahler, Rachmaninoff, Beethoven

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American Football, Football, Volleyball

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Indiana Jones, Minority Report, Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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California

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"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

In 1986, Berger moved to Sonoma County where he became Business Editor and wine columnist for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Santa Rosa Press Democrat ran the letter as an OpEd piece entitled "Vow to a Fallen Comrade.
Santa Rosa Press Democrat Editorial: A dubious memo to a mushroom farm July 26, 2002.
The Santa Rosa Press Democrat // News for California's North Bay and Redwood Empire.

John Fielding,
CEO

(Santa Rosa Press Democrat, 12/10) California's HMOs are getting richer; reserves are increasing while rates are being increased.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Santa Rosa Press Democrat: Lifestyle/Food & Wine New Ramekins Cooking Class Catalog out!
Santa Rosa Press Democrat: Lifestyle/Food & Wine New Ramekins catalog out!

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

December 14, 2002 The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports the Oakland Raiders have released DB Carey Scott.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports Oakland Raiders TE Roland Williams (knee) sat out of practice again Thursday and is listed as doubtful for this weekend.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

December 19, 2002 The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports Oakland Raiders CB Tory James (leg) did not practice Wednesday.
December 19, 2002 The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports Oakland Raiders CB Charles Woodson (leg) did not practice Wednesday.
Matt Maiocco , of the Santa Rosa Press Democrat , reports free agent S Lance Schulters (49ers) met with the Tennessee Titans on Tuesday.

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