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Topic: Denim Jacket

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap, Bikini, Motorcycle

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

FHM magazine

Favorite era(s):

1940s, 1950s

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Coloring in

Favorite animal(s):

Wasps

Likes to wear:

Leather jacket, Tank tops, Low cut hipster jeans

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian, Hockey, Bowling

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Jackets are often part of the outfit and there are at least three regulars to choose from- black leather, blue denim or the other zip up fabric one that's green with a brown collar.
Black denim, leather jackets, shades� just how cool do BRMC look?
Denim is also a popular choice, with jeans and jackets being the most common items that we work with.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Exporter of denim garments including jackets, shirts, trousers and cotton garments like trousers, shirts and fashion accessories like silk scarves and wraparounds offered in a variety of exquisite prints and styles.
Volcom denim jackets, Rip Curl plush lined cord jackets, Quik sweaters and lots more.
Jackets and Coats : Great looking denim jackets and chore coats for the job or running around.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Stroke of Whimsy denim jackets make wonderful gifts for children and babies.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

IronTail carries a line of unique denim jackets manufactured at the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institution.

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