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Topic: Denim Shirt

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap, Bikini, Sewing machine

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

FHM magazine

Favorite explorer(s):

Marco Polo

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth

Favorite movie(s):

Roman Holiday

Likes to wear:

Tank tops, Baseball cap, Low cut hipster jeans

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, Equestrian

Listens to:

Queen, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Denim is always hot, but new styles of many types of tailored oxford shirts are available for any company or occasion.
Denim Shirts Take it easy in one of our dark or light blue denim shirts.
Denim jeans and t-shirts will not be allowed at school except on Fridays.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

These shirts are top quality, embroidered long-sleeve fleece and denim fishing shirts made using natural fabrics, rich colors, and fine craftsmanship.
Fleece vests, denim shirts, caps, polo shirts and fleece throws featuring the new TAM logo are now available in the store.
Denim shirts, jackets, apparel, wear and accessories for mens womens clothing.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

It is important to note here that denim bench shirts are currently not allowed in the IPF.

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