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Topic: Maryland State Department of Education

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver, Nurse

Education:

Post-graduate, College, Elementary school

Favorite TV show(s):

Sesame Street

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The SGB is appointed by the Assistant State Superintendent for Libraries, Maryland State Department of Education, with the consent of the Maryland Advisory Council on Libraries.
The Maryland Virtual High School CoreModels Project has been designated as a "promising technology project" by the United States Department of Education expert panel.
For the Maryland State Department of Education, it is an opportunity to help our districts expand their applicant pool while decreasing the expense to do so.

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