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Topic: Oklahoma State Department of Education

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Appearance:

Intimidating

Interest(s):

Business, English, Sex education

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver, Nurse

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Education:

Junior High School, Post-graduate, College

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Getting off welfare, Going back to school

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

According to the Oklahoma Department of Education in their statewide annual report on public education, the performance of the district is much better than similar school systems in the state.
Oklahoma State Department of Education - This site covers the many departments of the education department and includes a directory of all public schools in the state.
The school has actively partnered with Northeastern State University and the Oklahoma State Department of Education in their summer school program that allows teachers VI certification.

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