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Topic: United States Department of Education

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  United    State  
  Education    United States Department of Agriculture  
  United States Department    United States Department of Justice  
  United States Department of Transportation    United States Department of Labor  
  California State Department of Education    United States Treasury Department  
  Connecticut State Department of Education    Maryland State Department of Education  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Typewriter,  Credit card
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Social worker,  Drug dealer
Education:College,  Post-graduate,  Junior High School
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Going back to school,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):World Vision,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The United States Department of Labor and the New Jersey Departments of Education and Labor approve apprenticeship programs in New Jersey.
Department of Education to the United States Congress on the implementation of IDEA sets the stage for the process of reauthorizing this law.
United States Department of Education will mail information about federal student aid programs and how to apply for them.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Department of Education finds that eighth graders in the United States are slightly above average in the world in most scientific and mathematical disciplines.
 
 
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