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Topic: Florida Department of Law Enforcement

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Intimidating

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Private Detective, Police Officer

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite actor(s):

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Favorite animal(s):

Wolf

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite movie(s):

Terminator

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming, Downloading porn

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The department and community-based care providers will be receiving training from Florida Department of Law Enforcement personnel on protocol for the Missing Children Investigation Center database beginning in the second week in July.
A Florida law, effective 7/1/96, requires the Florida Department of Law Enforcement to maintain an updated list of Registered Sexual Predators in this state after a court has made a written finding designating them as a Sexual Predator as that term is defined by Florida statute.
Telkamp is a graduate of two command colleges: the Administrative Officers Course at the Southern Police Institute and the Senior Leadership Program at the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE)

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The complete list of registered sexual predators AND SEXUAL OFFENDERS can be obtained by calling the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) Sexual Offender/Predator Unit toll-free at 1-888-FLPREDATOR (1-888-357-7332)
Brevard County Sheriff's Office : Includes Brevard County's 10 most-wanted list, links to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement sexual offender look-up page, department phone numbers and offers other information about the department.
All investigators are properly licensed by the State of Florida and have been thoroughly screened by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

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2008-07-17 09:43:54

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