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Topic: Department of Environmental Protection

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Most admires:

Che Guevara

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Politics:

Green

Dream job(s):

Farmer, Bus Driver, Private Detective

Favorite animal(s):

Wolf

Interest(s):

Geography, The weather weather's, Law

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting

Favorite destination(s):

Florida, United States of America

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Greenpeace, World Wildlife Fund, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Massachusetts Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) prescribes regulations that limit the amount of certain contaminants in water provided by public water systems.
Environmental Protection Agency and the Guam Department of Wildlife Conservation he developed environmental education and public outreach programs and participated in marine and ornithological research projects.
DEP Source Protection Awards will be given by the Massachusetts Department of Environmental Protection to three public water systems and community organizations that have played an exemplary role in protecting surface water and groundwater sources over the past calendar year.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Department of Environmental Protection officials may claim sovereign ownership of the springs if they can prove they were navigable by small boat at any time since the creation of Florida as a state in 1845.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The state Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) will provide the funding to The Nature Conservancy in Old Lyme.

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