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Topic: Florida Department of Health

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker, Drug dealer

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Interest(s):

Psychology, Sex education

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Mentally retarded, Undergoing therapy

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Taking Drugs, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

His other legislative accomplishments include the reorganization of the Florida Department of Health and Rehabilitative Services, the creation of the Florida Department of Corrections, and also enacted legislation that placed a student on the State Board of Regents as a voting member.
SchoolYear 2000 A six-year collaborative program among nine Florida districts, the Department of Education, the Department of Health and Rehabilitative Services, and the State University System, led by Florida State University, to redesign and implement a technology supported system of schooling.
The school district will release attendance records, grades, discipline information and student identification data to the Department of Juvenile Justice and the Department of Health and Rehabilitative Services pursuant to Florida Statutes 39.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Florida law requires that any person "who knows or has reasonable cause to suspect that a child us an abused or neglected child" immediately report this knowledge or suspicion to the Department of Health and Rehabilitative Services.

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