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Topic: Massachusetts Department of Public Health

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Drug dealer, Social worker

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Teeth

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Interest(s):

Sex education

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Making the world a better place

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Undergoing therapy, Has cancer

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Smoking Marijuana

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Souliotis has received several governmental acknowledgments including a letter of gratitude recognizing expertise and creativity by Massachusetts Commissioner of Department of Public Health and the Key to the City of Worcester.
Massachusetts Department of Public Health (DPH) is the state agency whose mission is to ensure that the people of the Commonwealth receive quality health care and live in a safe and healthy environment.
Department of Labor, Occupational Health and Safety Standards and by the Massachusetts Department of Public Health.

John Fielding,
CEO

The resulting report also incorporated regional health morbidity and mortality statistics from various sources such as the Massachusetts Department of Public Health and compared regional data to Healthy People 2000 goals.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Visit the Massachusetts Department of Public Health West Nile Virus Information Web Site or the U.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Following two decades of study, the Massachusetts Department of Public Health concluded in 1996 that the elevated leukemia rate was strongly associated with exposure to water from two contaminated wells that were closed in 1979.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Kathy 2004-11-29 16:42:55	I am a nursing student at U Mass, Amherst. I would like to do a paper on needle exchange programs in Mass, but need some statistics to back up my paper. Can you help me get information regarding needle exchange, statistics of HIV/user, etc. Thank you. My email is ksg8174@charter.net
From: Susan Lee 2005-03-08 00:26:47	I was wondering what state has the highest rate of congenital cardiac anomalies

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