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Topic: New York State Department of Health

Related:
  York    Health  
  New York State Department    New York Fire Department  
  New York City Police Department    New York State Insurance Department  
  New York State Department of Labor    New York health insurance  
  New York State Department of Corrections  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Private Detective
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite destination(s):New York,  Florida
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Making the world a better place
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

New York State Department of Health Code and Federal regulations give hospitals a responsibility for prehospital quality improvement activity.
It is fully licensed by the New York State Department of Health and is approved for Medicare and Medicaid recipients.
This housing is licensed and regulated by the New York State Health Department if personal care services are provided.
 
 
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